Bao has a new blog!
http://www.pechism.org/blog/
There's nothing on it just yet, but yay!
11 years ago
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Friday, August 14, 2009
Twilight Drinking Game, borrowed
http://zippytheavenger.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-Drinking-Game-100591794
It's hard to come up with a better drinking game than this one, but I'll give it a go eventually.
I posted it below, in case it ever disappears off of DeviantArt.
The Twilight Drinking Game
by Zippytheavenger
Because to get through that movie, you’re gonna need to be sloshed.
Take a sip when…
-Bella flips her hair
-Edward once again claims that he is dangerous
-Edward tells Bella to stay away from him, then stalks her anyway
-Bella bitches and whines about something for no reason
-Something happens in slow-motion with soft piano music
-Stephenie Meyer’s attempt at emotional writing turns into sappy ridiculous dialogue that would make any rational person LOL
-Some poor pathetic teenage girl sets herself up for disappointment
Take a drink when…
-Edward saves Bella from something
-Bella’s behavior is weak and antifeminist
-The filmmakers try to use special effects and snappy editing to disguise that there is no plot to speak of
-Edward acts like a controlling, possessive butt nugget
-Bella ALLOWS Edward to act like a controlling, possessive butt nugget because she’s a pathetic dumbass who lets Edward do whatever he wants and treat her like a child because, gosh, he’s so beautiful and Adonis-like teehee!
-Somebody hits on Bella because she’s OMG SO PRETTY WTF HAPPYRAINBOWS
-Bella stares at Edward longingly although she doesn’t know him and he has shown her nothing but disgust and contempt
-Edward does something that we are supposed to think is ‘sweet’ or ‘romantic’ but is actually stupid as hell
-Jacob struggles in vain to get Bella’s (or the audience’s) attention
Take two drinks when…
-Bram Stoker spins in his grave
-Alice gives a makeover or has a vision, because she exists only to be useful to the male characters
-Rosalie gets a flattering closeup or nice lighting, because she exists only to be beautiful, and therefore useful to the male characters
-Esme acts like the archetypal mother figure on her way to fetch Carlisle a beer and his slippers
-Carlisle acts like the archetypal father figure on his way to act like the stereotypical hot doctor
-Angry feminists throw flaming garbage at the screen
-Angry writers throw flaming garbage at the screen
-Angry vampire fans throw flaming garbage at the screen
-Something that should NEVER EVER EVER sparkle does so
Chug your drink when…
-Robert Pattinson’s concentration slips to momentarily reveal the shame and self-loathing he is feeling.
Throw your drink up in the air and dance for joy in the unlikely event that…
-The Cullens act like REAL vampires and rip all of the humans limb from limb.
-Edward goes out in the sunlight thinking he will sparkle and instead burns to a greasy black crisp. Slowly and painfully.
-Bella sprouts and brain AND a spine.
-You unlock the secret to time-travel and use the technology to go back and push Stephenie Meyer in front of a bus before she ever has the chance to write this drivel.
It's hard to come up with a better drinking game than this one, but I'll give it a go eventually.
I posted it below, in case it ever disappears off of DeviantArt.
The Twilight Drinking Game
by Zippytheavenger
Because to get through that movie, you’re gonna need to be sloshed.
Take a sip when…
-Bella flips her hair
-Edward once again claims that he is dangerous
-Edward tells Bella to stay away from him, then stalks her anyway
-Bella bitches and whines about something for no reason
-Something happens in slow-motion with soft piano music
-Stephenie Meyer’s attempt at emotional writing turns into sappy ridiculous dialogue that would make any rational person LOL
-Some poor pathetic teenage girl sets herself up for disappointment
Take a drink when…
-Edward saves Bella from something
-Bella’s behavior is weak and antifeminist
-The filmmakers try to use special effects and snappy editing to disguise that there is no plot to speak of
-Edward acts like a controlling, possessive butt nugget
-Bella ALLOWS Edward to act like a controlling, possessive butt nugget because she’s a pathetic dumbass who lets Edward do whatever he wants and treat her like a child because, gosh, he’s so beautiful and Adonis-like teehee!
-Somebody hits on Bella because she’s OMG SO PRETTY WTF HAPPYRAINBOWS
-Bella stares at Edward longingly although she doesn’t know him and he has shown her nothing but disgust and contempt
-Edward does something that we are supposed to think is ‘sweet’ or ‘romantic’ but is actually stupid as hell
-Jacob struggles in vain to get Bella’s (or the audience’s) attention
Take two drinks when…
-Bram Stoker spins in his grave
-Alice gives a makeover or has a vision, because she exists only to be useful to the male characters
-Rosalie gets a flattering closeup or nice lighting, because she exists only to be beautiful, and therefore useful to the male characters
-Esme acts like the archetypal mother figure on her way to fetch Carlisle a beer and his slippers
-Carlisle acts like the archetypal father figure on his way to act like the stereotypical hot doctor
-Angry feminists throw flaming garbage at the screen
-Angry writers throw flaming garbage at the screen
-Angry vampire fans throw flaming garbage at the screen
-Something that should NEVER EVER EVER sparkle does so
Chug your drink when…
-Robert Pattinson’s concentration slips to momentarily reveal the shame and self-loathing he is feeling.
Throw your drink up in the air and dance for joy in the unlikely event that…
-The Cullens act like REAL vampires and rip all of the humans limb from limb.
-Edward goes out in the sunlight thinking he will sparkle and instead burns to a greasy black crisp. Slowly and painfully.
-Bella sprouts and brain AND a spine.
-You unlock the secret to time-travel and use the technology to go back and push Stephenie Meyer in front of a bus before she ever has the chance to write this drivel.
Insight into my relationship
Brian: i want a color picker pen
Matt: Me too
Brian: make em one
Brian: me
Matt: I can't
Matt: my plans for your bunny robot prototype are coming along though
Matt: I just need to secure the materials
Brian: you're such a liar; i've been waiting for like 7 years.
Matt: I'm not lying! It's just the prototype though
Brian: i want a working model
Matt: People in hell want ice water
Brian: people in hell don't get any fucking ice water because they're in hell and are there because they raped four year olds or chopped up their granny into bits and put her in ziploc bags.
Brian: they don't DESERVE ice water. i deserve my bunny.
Matt: Wow
Brian: so there.
Brian Singer to Reboot Battlestar Galactica
http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/08/12/bryan-singer-to-reboot-battlestar-galactica/
The show ended four months ago. Seriously?
Hollywood needs to be stopped.
The show ended four months ago. Seriously?
Hollywood needs to be stopped.
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Color Quiz
This was kind of creepishly accurate.
 | Matt took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test! ""Longs for tenderness and for a feeling of accepta..."
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