Insight into my relationship

Brian: i want a color picker pen

Matt: Me too

Brian: make em one

Brian: me

Matt: I can't

Matt: my plans for your bunny robot prototype are coming along though

Matt: I just need to secure the materials

Brian: you're such a liar; i've been waiting for like 7 years.

Matt: I'm not lying! It's just the prototype though

Brian: i want a working model

Matt: People in hell want ice water

Brian: people in hell don't get any fucking ice water because they're in hell and are there because they raped four year olds or chopped up their granny into bits and put her in ziploc bags.

Brian: they don't DESERVE ice water. i deserve my bunny.

Matt: Wow

Brian: so there.