Friday, February 13, 2009

10 Things I learned about X-men from watching "Wolverine and the X-Men"

1. Storm's whirlwind powers can deflect bullets.

2. The only way Kitty can phase a helicopter is to drop through the bottom of it.

3. Rogue can apparently control any power she absorbs. And these powers include skills. Like buSHEEdo.

4. Magneto can control the inherent properties of metal, even dissolving it to form new shit.

5. When Wolverine smells things, he creates holographic images of it in his mind.

6. Nightcrawler can teleport water.

7. Charles Xavier is Zordon. You'll get it if you get it.

I only got to 7 because there really just isn't that much to learn from it. I'm not sure why I watch it, except it's a dose of X-Men in an otherwise X-men-less life.

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