X-Men Origins: Wolverine - The Drinking Game

This movie was such garbage that the only thing I can do is come up with a drinking game to help dull the pain. With Adrik's help, we've compiled the following list:

Warning: Spoilers ahead.

1) Every time the canon is blatantly disregarded, take a shot.

2) Every time someone is shirtless, take a drink.

3) Take a drink for every random power they give a character that a character is not supposed to have, or don't give a character that they are supposed to have. See: Emma not being telepathic, Gambit telekinetically moving the cards, Deadpool in general.

4) Every time Wolverine is referred to as Logan by people who know him only as James, take a drink.

5) Take two drinks every time the movie is more than a little homoerotic.

6) Take a drink every time the special effects are so bad they actually illicit pain. Bonus: Take two when you see Youngified Patrick Stewart.

7) Take a drink the first time you notice the nationality of a famous character changes. See: Emma Frost. Bonus: Take a drink every time Gambit's accent slips.

8) Take a drink every time you feel like you missed an important scene. Like when Gambit suddenly vanishes and shows up not 2 minutes later down the block on a rooftop.

9) Take a shot when a character without healing abilities manages to do something ridiculous and not die. See: Again, Gambit. Jumping off a building.

10) Take a shot whenever two characters that are unrelated in the comics are magically made to be siblings.

11) Take a drink whenever there SHOULD be blood on Wolverine's claws but inexplicably isn't.

12) Take a shot every time a character shows up and the only explanation you can come up with for their presence is that a fanboy wrote this shit.

13) When Wolverine gets the Amnesia Bullet, take three shots in the hopes that you will also forget everything that just happened.

Sadly, even with my changing several of them from "shots" to "drink" you still won't make it past the first ten minutes of the film.